Monday, February 8, 2010

Tip #127

Monday, Car, Traffic, Cold, and lots of other things that don't speak, don't speak. So stop writing to them in your status updates.

"Dear Car, Please work today!"

If it could reply it would say "I'd be a lot more comfortable letting you ride inside me if I knew you didn't suck. Beeep Beeeep. Sorry, about the beep. I was busy making more sense than you."

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