Tip #144

If you're not attending an event, don't write on that events wall. No one cares that you won't be able to come. Chances are, the person holding the event invited hundreds of people they care about more than you.

Tip # 143

Unless you're filming a new Tremors movie, there's no reason to jump on a beach and take a picture of it.

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Tip #142

If you're writing "I MISS YOUR FACE!" on your friend's wall, I assume that friend's body is so hideous it needs to be covered and beaten for the sake of the general public.

So stop saying that.

Tip #141

Guys, if a girl post about being sad in her status and you attempt to comfort here via a "what's wrong?" comment, know that you have no chance with her.

Tip #140

Stop taking pictures with your Pit Bull. All you're doing is proving how insecure you are about yourself.

Tip #139

Ladies, it's one thing to speak like you're mildly retarded, but don't write like you are too.

"Bitch ur a playahhhhhhh!"

Tip #138

Please use the "F" word sparingly. You'll find that when you do, it's a lot more effective.

"im so fucking pissed i could fucking punch someone in the fucking face"

One "fuck" would have done the trick.

Tip #137

St. Patrick's Day is March 17th. Stop celebrating it early. When you do that, you're just a drunk.

Tip #136

If you did the work you were supposed to do last night, you wouldn't be complaining about all the work you have to do on your snow day. No one feels bad for you because we're too busy SLEDDING!

Tip #135

Pickles are good, but if they released an album, no one would buy it. On the other hand, if Nickelback decided to let people eat them, everyone would be a fan.

So think really hard before you join the Group "Let's see if this Pickle can get more Fans than Nickelback"