Tip #141

Guys, if a girl post about being sad in her status and you attempt to comfort here via a "what's wrong?" comment, know that you have no chance with her.

Tip #140

Stop taking pictures with your Pit Bull. All you're doing is proving how insecure you are about yourself.

Tip #139

Ladies, it's one thing to speak like you're mildly retarded, but don't write like you are too.

"Bitch ur a playahhhhhhh!"

Tip #138

Please use the "F" word sparingly. You'll find that when you do, it's a lot more effective.

"im so fucking pissed i could fucking punch someone in the fucking face"

One "fuck" would have done the trick.

Tip #137

St. Patrick's Day is March 17th. Stop celebrating it early. When you do that, you're just a drunk.