Tip #126

"OMG LOL HAHAHAHA that's sooo funny!"

If the phrases "Hahaha" and "OMG LOL" are in your comment, there's no reason to follow them up with "that's so funny!" Anyone know how to express laughter 3 ways in real life?

Tip #125

Don't be an idiot. When Facebook changes their layout, it's for the best. No need to mount an army of ignorance. Whether it's 100 idiots joining a group of hate or 1,000,000 idiots joining the group, it's still the opinion of idiots.

Tip #124

A doppelganger is someone that looks like you, NOT someone who is way better looking than you. Stop tricking me, Ugly Friends.

Tip #123

If I was a "fan" of yours, I'd be a member of your Facebook Fan Page. No suggestion necessary.

Tip #122

Are you a Selfish-Susan? If you comment on my wall post instead of writing on my wall, you are. It's the equivalent of getting a really nice gift and instead of getting a Thank-You Card, you just write on the gift and show it to me. Such a Susan move.

Tip #121

"Blahhhhhhh" is not a status update, unless you're quoting your friend vomiting.

Tip #120

Unless you're describing a weird housing development, don't put "homes" at the end of your sentences.

"Shit homes"

"Damn homes"

"Abracadabra homes"

Tip #119

Taking pictures by old things doesn't make you an indy-rocker or hipster. It makes you look like you enjoy antiquing.

Tip #118

Buying a lottery ticket is not a smart investment towards a new car.

"COME ON scratch off! mommy needs a new set of wheels!!!"

Especially if it's a scratch off.

Tip #117

CRAZYYYY!!! YOU WON A FREE IPOD!!!!! AND NOW YOU'RE GIVING IT AWAYY!!!!! ALL I HAVE TO DO IS INVITE 75 PEOPLE TO THIS GROUP YOU MADE FOR IT AND I COULD WIN IT!!!!!!!!!! SOUNDS EASY!!!!!!! I'LL DO IT!!! I'LL DEFINITELY WIN!!!!! IT'S DEFINITELY A REAL, ESTABLISHED CONTEST!!!!!!! IN NO WAY WILL THIS LURE ME AWAY FROM FACEBOOK TO BE A POTENTIAL COMPUTER VIRUS OR WASTE OF TIME!!!!!!!! FREE IPOD HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!

There's no such thing as a free iPod.