Tip #116

If you're attempting sarcasm via Facebook, don't do it by putting the word "cough" in parenthesis. Especially if it doesn't even make sense when you say it out loud.

"That's really awesome (cough)"

Tip #115

"Fist Pump" shouldn't be used as a unit of measure for anything. Be your own reality show, world.

Tip #114

You can't purposefully be "that guy" in group pictures. What winds up happening is that instead of just being "that guy" you're "that guy who is insecure and looking for attention but doesn't get it and cries later to the picture he attempted to be 'that guy' in because the people who he was trying to get a laugh out of really don't like him that much but he secretly has a crush on all of them; not because he likes any one of them specifically, he just thinks that if he tries enough times one will eventually feel bad enough to sleep with him." Yeah, that is what happens.

Tip #113

If I post a comment on a photo and you feel the urge to comment about it as well, please limit your number of comments to 1. Facebook has to tell me every dumb thing you say.

Tip #112

If you really like someone that you're dating, don't ever look at their Facebook. Unless you're looking for a reason to fight them.

Tip #111

If you're so tan that your only make-up options are different shades of white, in 10 years you'll be as wrinkly as Walter Matthau banging an old shirt I left in the dryer.

Tip #110

Girls, when you write "kiloveyoubye!" at the end of a comment/wall post, what your really saying is "heyimdumbandgetaround."

Tip #109

"blue powerade is key to a hangover!! obsesssssed w this sh*t!!!"

Unless Powerade gives you a hangover and you enjoy hangovers, don't write that.

Tip #108

Don't show "backstage" pictures from your "professional" music/comedy/documentary video shoot. On second thought, do show them. I bet they look more "professional" than your actual video.

Tip #107

I don't feel bad that your bored at work. I don't have a job and would love to be getting paid to be bored.