Tip #106

Ladies, there's no need to photograph yourself while in the driver seat of a car. Are you trying to prove to us that you can drive?

Here's a secondary tip. Looking at a camera while driving doesn't help driving.

Tip #105

Inside jokes don't belong in your status message. It makes everyone think you're crazy.

"I thought the mohawk was chasing ME. HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Tip #104

Unless you're a celebrity like Diddy, don't call your party: The (Your Name Here) Experience. It just sounds bad.

"The Richard Experience"

"The Cody McMiller Experience"

"The Debra Hornpepper Experience"

See.

Tip #103

If you just got a new sales job, don't promote your half-off sale. Unless it's half-off money.

Tip #102

If you see that someone wrote the word "dog" in a place you can comment on it, it's way past the point to make a "who let the dogs out" reference.

Person 1 - "My dog ran away :("

Person 2 - "Who let it out? Who? Who? Who?"

Tip #101

If you friend someone on Facebook and then run into them in real life, be sure to speak to them.

Tip #100

Girls, if you're doing the universal sign for cunnilinigus (look it up) in your pictures, it probably means you have crabs.

Tip #99

You're not surprised when you're clearly posing for a picture. So don't make your surprised face.

Tip #98

Person 1- "That was cool"

Person 2- "And by cool, did you really mean lame?"

No, they didn't. Stop doing that.

Did you think it was a typo? Or did you think it was funny? Either way, it's not.

Tip #97

If "a couple of things are making you smile right now :)" just say what they are. While it may be nice for the person you're actually talking about to see that comment, it may be confusing to that person you just got off the phone with.