Tip #96

2010 has, in fact, begun. You don't need to declare it in your Status Updates.

"Hitting up the mall. 2010 has begun!"

"Off to Jakes. 2010 has begun!"

"Going to watch Shrek! 2010 has begun!"

Tip #95

Math and alcohol don't mix, so don't make up mathematical equations pertaining to drinking. Especially if they're incorrect.

"1 Night + 1 Case of Keystone = Good timesssss"

Tip #94

Stop pretending peoples eyes look like an equal sign. =)

Tip #93

Don't encourage your lady Italian friends to call themselves Snookie, J-Wow, or the name of the forgettable other one.

Tip #92

Using the word "Craziness" in the title of your photo album is the same as putting "I'm Drunk In 95% of These Pictures" in the title.

Tip #91

If you haven't been on your computer for a week, you don't have to make up for it in 20 minutes.

Tip #90

No one can take you seriously if you constantly promote bars/clubs that host events like "DJ STING presents: THE DRUNK OFF" or "Blak N Blu Productions Presents: The Hooligan Hangover Shitfest!"

Tip #89

Cameras will only become more expensive if the have to install a built-in level. For everyone's sake, stop holding them crooked to take your pictures of yourself in the mirror.

Tip #88

If you're really attractive, stop taking slutty pictures of yourself. We get it, you're hot. I could tell from the first time I saw the majority of your breast.

Tip #87

Friends Exposed Questions provide entertainment, unless you think you're funny. Then they just provide set-ups to really bad jokes.