Tip #86

If you only have pictures of your face, we assume you're fat.

Tip #85

Everyone gets a little excited when they see they have a new notification. Which only makes realizing it's just an invitation to join an application more disheartening.

Tip #84

Give me a dollar, not a Facebook Gift.

Tip #83

The ocean isn't your face, so don't make it your profile picture.

Tip #82

Photoshopping flowers/words to your pictures for added adornment makes it look like you're trying to distract us from something.

Tip #81

If you're going to use extra letters to emphasize a certain part of a word, make sure they're the right letters.

"Feel Betttttttter!"

"Whattttttttttttt!"

Tip #80

If you're from the suburbs, you shouldn't be doing "The Stanky Leg."

Tip #79

If you're "Married" to your best friend, that's wonderful. But if you're fictitiously "Married" to your best friend, you should start dating.

Tip #78

Don't abuse the Live Feed by constantly telling us what you're doing. That's what Twitter's for.

Tip #77

"It's Complicated" is another way of saying "I'm about to be single."